Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Attn Harold L Shyster

This message is for Harold L. Shyster. I bought a Jackie Fargo watch from you in the 60's. The damn cheap piece of $#!T broke after a day or two.
I wanna go to 627 Church Street and buy a Sir Oliver Humperdink watch, which I am sure would be of the highest quality. Do you have them in stock?
If you don't know diamonds, know your jeweler. And if Harold says it's so, it's so.
Here's a great pic of Harold, he's on the left.