Friday, June 03, 2005

Blues Brothers 3000

Ok, Elwood finds out that Jake may still be alive. The surviving Blues Brothers: Elwood, Mack, Cab, and Buster Blues, go to Mississippi to find Jake, since that's where Jake was last seen. While there, they run into Buddy Guy, a voodoo guitar badass dude. Then they realize they must go to Roswell, New Mexico, because aliens have Jake. They go through New Orleans, where they seek the aid of Voodoo priests, but instead wind up in a gay bar, where they jam with Little Richard. Richard joins the band, as they take off for New Mexico. As a result of this, the BBs incur the wrath of Anti-Gay extremists. Then they wind up on a gambling ship in the Mississippi River, where a neo-nazi politician running for president is gambling away the money of his gullible followers. He gets mad too, so you got people (anti-gay extremists and neo-nazis) chasing the BBs around the country, a prerequisite for BBs movies. Traveling thru Texas, the Bluesmobile breaks down. A farm boy (Elvin Bishop) gives them a ride into town The only guy that can fix it is a skinny old mechanic whose covered with tattoos. He fixes the Bluesmobile with a tool that's also a "slide guitar." (This role played by Johnny Winter). They go to a bar to celebrate, where Jerry Lee Lewis is playing. of course, Jerry Lee, Bishop and Winter jam with the BBs... If Sun Ra were still alive, that's who they would encounter in New Mexico but he's dead... Somehow Malvern Gasperon has to be worked into this story too. These ideas need to be fleshed out, as they'll need more pissed off people, like Bob from Bob's Country Bunker, and Charles Napier. And more ridiculous details...